So, uh, I just fucked my best friend’s mom. Listen, I know that sort of makes me a shitty friend, but like, how was I supposed to give up the chance to fuck her when she was pulling her tits out in front of me?! I came over to their house, thinking he’d be there. It was storming out, so I was soaked. But only his mom was home, and she offered to throw my wet clothes in the dryer. When I came out of the bathroom, she was only wearing her underwear. My god, she looked so fucking fine.
Actors: Lola Pearl
