Oh, why are you making me wait SO long! Darling… Mommy misses you. You have me longing—so much—for our mother & son time… our SPECIAL TIME.
You know what Mommy wants… you know what I need. YOU are the only one that can give it to me. Now… GIVE IT TO ME.
Wait. What did you say?!
A challenge? What challenge?! Abstaining for an entire month? ONE WHOLE MONTH!
That’s ridiculous. And completely unhealthy. You’re going to completely forget about that silly challenge, right this moment.
